HOW
JUST FUCKING
HOW.
CAN HE GET A BOYFRIEND.
WHILE ME, YANO, INTERNATIONALLY QUALIFIED MAKE UP ARTIST AT 17, CAN COOK, CLEAN, IS AN ARTIST, CAN SING, DANCE, DOES CHARITY WORK, HAS A WORK ETHIC, RUNS HIS OWN FUCKING BUSINESS, IS STILL SAT HERE FLICKING MY OWN BEAN.
WHY WORLD.
WHY,
I’M A FUCKING CATCH.

